Neon Neko v0.0 – Prototype Collector’s Edition
$899.00
Prototype Exclusive: “Frosting Warp” FX Kit (holographic paw filters + anti-gravity cotton-candy particle pack)
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🐾 Nyan-Neural Protocol
Kawaii Dynamics System:
→ Neon-pink hair implanted with 93,000 photonic fibers (liquid-candy sheen under >200Lux light; hair-tip contact triggers “Nya~ Pulse” bone-conduction soundwaves synced to heartbeat).
→ Cat-ear headphones function as bidirectional neural interfaces (left ear analyzes ambient soundwaves to generate Emotional Frequency Maps; right ear emits ASMR/white-noise duality waves to counter anxiety).
Sweetness Algorithm:
→ White bodysuit crafted from nano-quantum fabric (dynamic fit precision ≤0.03mm), revealing holographic Cyber Paw Pact codes under UV light; >0.5N pressure activates AR cat-tail projections.
→ Pink shag rug reconfigured as bioelectric sensory hub (tracks 20+ playful gestures to generate Kawaii Thermal Trajectories via AI).
**◤ Sensory Revolution ◢**
🍬 Hyper-Sweetness Matrix
Biomimetic Tactile Engineering:
→ Medical platinum silicone with thermo-phase transition layer (base 32°C, rising to 37.5°C during hugs to mimic bio-thermal curves).
→ Platform shoes embed 8,192-level pressure grid (“Stardust Sugar” light effects activate on steps, ±0.01mm synced to Decentraland virtual paw prints).
Virtual-Physical Entanglement:
→ Deep blue backdrop conceals quantum star map (gesture-controlled AR scenes: “Honey Nebula”/”Pudding Black Hole,” Meta Quest 3 Neko-Mode compatible).
→ Knee-high socks integrate millimeter-wave radar (activates “Heartbeat Ripple” lighting when observer’s pupil dilation >20%).
“When cat ears bridge reality’s neural interface, every silicone strand recalibrates the universe’s sweetness quotient.”
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